1. Buy her friends drinks
2. Walk around with an empty cup
Sign of being broke. If you wanted to keep the fact that you are broke, sip slow.
3. Dance with your man's girl
Not cool, especially if there is drinking involved.
4. Wear silk
Tacky, clingy, corny, ugly, old school, need i say more?
5. Fall asleep
If you worked a double shift or suffer from narcolepsy, just call it a night.
6. Not have enough money at the door
If you know you didn't bring enough money, stay your ass home or go to the spot that's less poppin down the street and spare yourself the embarrassment.
7. Drink a stranger liqueur when the walk away from the bar
You might think you got away with it and no one saw you but you are not that slick. Someone saw you and you are being talked about.
8. Ask a man to buy you a drink (ladies)
Quench your own damn thirst. Its a recession, get your own Neuvo.
9. Spend the rent (car note, child support, mortgage, etc.)
Come on, 4 hours in the club is not worth an eviction notice or a repoed civic.
10. "I can show you better than I can tell you"
I thought she was at a baby shower, but nope. At the club sipping. Don't let this be you.
Practice your stink face in the mirror before you go out and get your girlfriend's approval.
Don't be mad when the next dude comes behind you trying to dry hump you in the club. You set the tone.
Just go home.
. "I smoke because I am a gangster and I do what I want... I drink lean (codeine, which is giving him an ulser) but I am not addicted." said Weezy. Very Bobby and Whitney of him, don't you think? Your president is black and he's gotten us this far. Why take two steps forward and three steps back. I don't get it. Might sell you more records but there are kids out there who want to be a weed head, "gangsta," that too want to do what they want to do. I used to say parents are the blame but kids listen to Wayne way more than they listen to their parents. Whats really good? I cant respect him on any level.