So Tight, It Hurts

"Jeans so tight, look like they painted on." Damn, Big would be turning in his grave if he knew I was talking about dudes. Who signed off on this fad? Who ok'd it? Who in their wrong mind gave it a go? Nut huggers, booty huggers, skinny jeans, sasoons, or what ever the hell you want to call them, I'm not with it. I'm not a fan!!!

Now, I have nothing against over sized man scarf wearing, Mohawk/frohawk rocking, Lupe loving, sneaker worshiping, revenge of the nerd looking dudes out there. I big y'all up and more power to y'all. They play in the school band, captain of the chess team, virgins through high school and now their getting all the ass cause they are in. Thats a hell of a come up. Cool, but WTF is the deal with these jeans? I just don't get it.

I'd hide too if I were you.

Yes, baggy over sized clothing is no longer hip and I can live with that. I can wear some loose, relaxed fit Gap jeans and go to granny's house and she wont even look at me funny. You know the look, no words come out but you know exactly what she's saying.

Now can you really go to big mama's house looking like this? How dare you step into the home your pops was raised in with your sister's jeans on?

You are not exempt Yeezy. Not Sexy!!!

Now I'm from the east coast, Jersey to be exact and I don't know whats going on but it an epidemic. I went away for a year (Not where you think) and when I came back home and everyone was snug. I was shock, dumbfounded and in amazement of how the hood would let this go down.

Same jeans. The only difference is BALLS!!! Not Cool. Not Sexy!!!

In my day, those individuals got wedgies and no ass now they got perminent wedgies and get all the ass. Not hating but I am a very disappointed. Ladies, what is the appeal of your man wearing the same jeans as you? I only want to see this when i go to the mall or to the village, but soon as I step out my door I see Raheem leaving big mamas house with Shelly's House of Dereon Jeans on. Not Sexy!!!

Raheem, sporting the latest skinny jeans by House of Dereon.

Damn Raheem. I'm telling Shelly you borrowed her jeans without asking.

Holding Out

Somewhere around the world, next door, or even in the next room, someone is humping (having sexual intercourse) and imagine if you weren't part of that club or you had your membership revoked. I like to get it in (pun intended) just as much as the next nympho. Trust me probably more, so I couldn't fathom the thought of celibacy. Believe it or not, its going on out there. With the spread of std's and baby mama/daddy drama on the rise, there are a lot of shook people out there. Like this couple for example. She stopped putting out. You'd think he was smiling like the guy from the Enzite commercial but that's a grimace on his face.

Are they really happy? He's not getting none. Is that a real smile???

More couples are really waiting till marriage or at least until they can afford the consequences. Of course its usually not the man's idea but for the sake of peace on earth and the

promise of good things to come, so we some succumb to the pressure and are up for the challenge. I wouldn't last but a few hours before throwing in the white flag but that's just me. I try not to manhandle myself too much but in a situation such as this, that's all I can see myself doing, hey we're grown here. Now my question is, is this healthy? First for the individuals and second for the relationship?

I dont want to be him

Sex isn't everything but it is damn good and Dr. Ruth and all those sex therapist say its healthy. If they went to school and got certified to tell me that, well shit I has to hold some weight. Are you doing a disservice to your health by not humping or are you doing my relationship a great deal of justice? No sex can make a weak man or woman want to cheat. Even feel as if their partner has another boo on the side or undesirable. It can also bring to people together in ways they've never imagined. Open up communication or find new ways to enjoy each other. Talk to me.

Can Holding Out keep me from being this guy?

Stay Fresh

You wouldn't catch them on my feet but I'd cop a pair just to have them.


I don't know how i feel about walking all over the guy.

NIIIICCE

I'm up in the air about these





Not for every day wear but must have. Never know when shinny suits are coming back.

Now that's all me.

Why is he your favorite rapper???

Since when has it been cool it not be good at what you do but still get respect. Big was nice, Pac was nice, Jay is nice, Nas is nice...We bought their record cause the were nice. If some one cant sing we dont say, well she cant sing but she cute so ima listen to her shit. We dont say, well he cant play ball but he looks cool on the court and Ima get his sneakers. Teachers dont say, well he dumb as a brick but he looks cool in the back of the class so ima give him an A+. I've never been a hater but I've never been a dumby either. Lets please stop supporting wack rappers. If you nice, you nice, if you a bum, you a bum. Beats and hooks cant be the whole song. Since when is it cool to be wack???


Hip-hop is dying cause people are letting niggas with no talent shine. Now everyone and their mother wants to rhyme. If a chick is bad but her you know what stinks, do you talk to her? No!!!...(ladies) if a dude is fresh but his teeth look like he's been chewing on rocks and his breath smells like he's been eating shit cakes, would you kiss him? No!!!...if you have two felonies (a gun and a drug charge), do you go apply for a government job? hell NO!!!... Wake up and smell the bullshit!!! These are some of the excuses I hear from both sexes. "He look good though (theys still cant rap)"-"He got money though(still cant rap)"-"He's real (his rapps really suck though)."-"I like the beat and the hook.(he didnt make the beat or write the hook. check the credits)"