1. Buy her friends drinks
If they are not going home with you, don't waste the light bill on her friends. Not bright.
2. Walk around with an empty cup
Sign of being broke. If you wanted to keep the fact that you are broke, sip slow.
3. Dance with your man's girl
Not cool, especially if there is drinking involved.
4. Wear silk
Tacky, clingy, corny, ugly, old school, need i say more?
5. Fall asleep
If you worked a double shift or suffer from narcolepsy, just call it a night.
6. Not have enough money at the door
If you know you didn't bring enough money, stay your ass home or go to the spot that's less poppin down the street and spare yourself the embarrassment.
7. Drink a stranger liqueur when the walk away from the bar
You might think you got away with it and no one saw you but you are not that slick. Someone saw you and you are being talked about.
8. Ask a man to buy you a drink (ladies)
Quench your own damn thirst. Its a recession, get your own Neuvo.
9. Spend the rent (car note, child support, mortgage, etc.)
Come on, 4 hours in the club is not worth an eviction notice or a repoed civic.
10. "I can show you better than I can tell you"
2. Walk around with an empty cup
Sign of being broke. If you wanted to keep the fact that you are broke, sip slow.
3. Dance with your man's girl
Not cool, especially if there is drinking involved.
4. Wear silk
Tacky, clingy, corny, ugly, old school, need i say more?
5. Fall asleep
If you worked a double shift or suffer from narcolepsy, just call it a night.
6. Not have enough money at the door
If you know you didn't bring enough money, stay your ass home or go to the spot that's less poppin down the street and spare yourself the embarrassment.
7. Drink a stranger liqueur when the walk away from the bar
You might think you got away with it and no one saw you but you are not that slick. Someone saw you and you are being talked about.
8. Ask a man to buy you a drink (ladies)
Quench your own damn thirst. Its a recession, get your own Neuvo.
9. Spend the rent (car note, child support, mortgage, etc.)
Come on, 4 hours in the club is not worth an eviction notice or a repoed civic.
10. "I can show you better than I can tell you"
I thought she was at a baby shower, but nope. At the club sipping. Don't let this be you.
Practice your stink face in the mirror before you go out and get your girlfriend's approval.
Don't be mad when the next dude comes behind you trying to dry hump you in the club. You set the tone.
Just go home.
Fool of a FOOL!
ReplyDelete4. Silk gets stained really easily too.
5. Or No Doz. Being Tired+alcohol=laid out on couch at the club. Not cute.