So Tight, It Hurts

"Jeans so tight, look like they painted on." Damn, Big would be turning in his grave if he knew I was talking about dudes. Who signed off on this fad? Who ok'd it? Who in their wrong mind gave it a go? Nut huggers, booty huggers, skinny jeans, sasoons, or what ever the hell you want to call them, I'm not with it. I'm not a fan!!!

Now, I have nothing against over sized man scarf wearing, Mohawk/frohawk rocking, Lupe loving, sneaker worshiping, revenge of the nerd looking dudes out there. I big y'all up and more power to y'all. They play in the school band, captain of the chess team, virgins through high school and now their getting all the ass cause they are in. Thats a hell of a come up. Cool, but WTF is the deal with these jeans? I just don't get it.

I'd hide too if I were you.

Yes, baggy over sized clothing is no longer hip and I can live with that. I can wear some loose, relaxed fit Gap jeans and go to granny's house and she wont even look at me funny. You know the look, no words come out but you know exactly what she's saying.

Now can you really go to big mama's house looking like this? How dare you step into the home your pops was raised in with your sister's jeans on?

You are not exempt Yeezy. Not Sexy!!!

Now I'm from the east coast, Jersey to be exact and I don't know whats going on but it an epidemic. I went away for a year (Not where you think) and when I came back home and everyone was snug. I was shock, dumbfounded and in amazement of how the hood would let this go down.

Same jeans. The only difference is BALLS!!! Not Cool. Not Sexy!!!

In my day, those individuals got wedgies and no ass now they got perminent wedgies and get all the ass. Not hating but I am a very disappointed. Ladies, what is the appeal of your man wearing the same jeans as you? I only want to see this when i go to the mall or to the village, but soon as I step out my door I see Raheem leaving big mamas house with Shelly's House of Dereon Jeans on. Not Sexy!!!

Raheem, sporting the latest skinny jeans by House of Dereon.

Damn Raheem. I'm telling Shelly you borrowed her jeans without asking.